Pacemaker - Back in Action
Pacemaker is proud to announce that we are back from our break, with a new updating schedule (Each Wednesday) and regular pieces. We look...


Pacemaker International - On the DPRK
"Reports indicate noone was injured, but aged Japanese men did not write Haikus on the serenity of the ocean that day, leading to new...
How's it Cohen - Issue 4
drama. melodramatic fools. neurotic to the bone. psychotic to the marrow. a lot of soil but most of it is fallow. wishing i was in...
Breaking News - St. Patrick's Day
Recent reports indicate that St. Patrick (Pātricius Magonus), most likely did not celebrate St. Patrick's day.
The Trophy Case: Transcendentalism
We at Pacemaker have always encouraged student writing and art, and this time we are showcasing an essay by Mariemont Junior Scott...
Merry Valentine's Day
We at Pacemaker want to wish everyone a Merry Valentine's Day!
Bengals Lose Super Bowl
A crack team of Pacemaker sports analysts have concluded that this unexpected defeat is due to the fact that they didn't actually make it...

