How's it Cohen - Issue 1

Welcome to the first issue of "How's it Cohen", a soapbox of local resident Cohen M. Bailey. A Mouchpiece for the Madness, "How's it Cohen" is your source for paragraphs of free association, a method originally developed by psychologists Josef Breuer and Sigmund Freud.

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do you know your enemy?

i think i might capitalize on this opportunity by not capitalizing my words—it’s a metaphor. latin class is something of a unfair war between grandmaester kevin ferry’s chosen cadre that is colloquially known as ‘sqwad’, a mob, and the others, led by emperor augi. one of which is a deterministic chaotic system that cannot be predicted locally with their grandmaester as a strange attractor, and the others which are a predictable, linear system with nothing but a single human being that could bring them salvation. squad is a sharp arrow who's golden tip is the gleaming rebes. their only weakness is that of their slave who has no free will or thoughts and probably belongs with the others but somehow begged for servitude and the omnipotent rebes showed that weak, destitute soul mercy. the others are a lead with an obtuse tip that represent all that is inadequate in this world—weakness, compassion, necks, etc.

although i am surrounded by men who are able to pierce the world, i am able to pierce to the marrow of they bones, and then consume that marrow in the name of healthy living. the slave flees from the eagle that is i like a dove with trembling wings. only the burge is real. the rebes is all there is. where am i going with this? who i am? 24601

‘do you know your enemy?’ an astute observer inquires (myself). my enemy is all that is good in this broken world—love, compassion, rationality, sanity, happiness, etc. i am just a desperate masochists longing to feel alive. if happiness is a delightful diddy, my favorite music is death metal. consciousness is a construct of our own consciousness. why am i doing this? what was ludwig wittgenstein’s favorite language game? monopoly or clue. i don't have a clue. do you?

what is love? god. god/0=universe. why are we here and not there?hither and thither we go, i hope you have fun in the snow. our love is god. love is the only thing that may melt the frozen like of my heart, so i intend to flee from it for eternity and become a laurel tree if need be. oh burge. oh love. this brutal burge. this brutal love. oh how i want it; i’m beggin’ strips for it.

love is like a river. if you jump into it, you’re gonna get wet. cohen bailey—just add water. bye buddy, i hope you find your dad who you gave birth to in a dream and by finding him you will be able to fulfill your destiny—castrating him and usurping that sorry, mistake for a human being. i’m always angry. fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to burge. i killed them like animals; they are animals; i hate(strongly dislike) them.

dreaming—i was only dreaming—maybe life is a dream. if your life is a blood vessel, then i am your hemoglobin—hemogoblin. the way is shut. we cannot get out. the way is shut—shut your trap. bear trap. bears. beets. battlestar gallactica. maybe there is still some good in this world mr. frodo son of khal drogo—and it’s worth fighting for. for the night is dark and full of terrors. night terrors. mother! mother! mother! (can you not sense my urgency?)

my life is not mediocre. i am alone. i am on nobody’s side, because nobody is on my side, little orc. the trees are strong, my lord, the roots grow deep. i find it interesting how were once in the age of arboreal models for connecting nodes of information but now we have entered the age of networks—semantic spider webs, if you will. ‘the world is gross enough. why not make it grosser?’—non sequitur. Sometimes its just about the journey *jazz hands*

oh,yes, raw and wriggling, enemies, the others, the slave. some call it war, others call it diplomatic relations. the supreme court case of squad v. others led to the legalization of marijuana and the approval of a 7% solution of cocaine to be administered as a vaccine for eboela biannually. shoutout to idiot america. welcome home."

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